February 2011
fyeahdaftpunk:
Daft Punk medley by Napkin Holder...
Chuck got a laser pointer for Comet.
KEKEEKKEKEEKEKKEKE >:)
Milkshake
Chuck: Babby, can you make me a milkshake?
Me: -shakes boobs-
January 2011
From a while back
Brandon: i find it funny how my mom and grandma are asking me if i've seen any cute girls
Me: MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Brandon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: :'(
Brandon: What a dumb hoe. o that was a good laugh. thanks for that.
Me: I got jj a justice cd and a daft punk cd for his bday. Is that not the most awesome present ever or what?
Brandon: If he doesn't cream his pants then he isn't allowed to turn sixteen.
;_;
No Comet or Chuck this weekend. Sadfacing so hard.
My boyfriend calls & says he's coming over,
sayhellotolovelybones:
& I’m all like,
So I decide to surprise him when he gets here & be all like,
He walks in & looks at me like,
& I’m like,
And he’s all,
Then for an hour we’re just like,
Then afterwards we’re like,
Then the rest of the time he’s here we’re just like…
“The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it… I can resist...”
– Oscar Wilde
LOL
People can be really immature about the dumbest things. HURHURHUR I’M GONNA PURPOSELY SET VAGUE FACEBOOK STATUSES ABOUT YOU AND HOPE YOUR FEELINGS GET HURT. What are we, 12? Come on. Grow up.
HEY! No thanks!: Don't say rape when you don't... →
There are many things rape is not:
consensual sex
affectionate contact
a bear hug
a tackle
eye contact
an argument
a surprise
overburdening
an athletic loss
a neutral metaphor
There are only a few things rape is:
forcing sex on a person
despoiling a population or place
[a mustard plant or grape residue]
No one rapes your Internet connection, or rapes you in a debate. No one rapes...
KITTY, Y U SLEP.
Y U SLEP, KITTY.
Y.
:3
yontwises replied to your photo: I got a kitty! :3 Meow meow meow meow
Did you steal it? lost
No -.- And FFFUUUUU
“I’ll make you happy
in all of the ways you swore
you never deserved.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
lol even my own cat doesn't like me.
:/
“I was having breakfast at Starbucks this morning and there was this homeless kid...”
– My Dad, meeting hipsters in the wild. (via brain-food)
What are you doing with your life, Chloe?...
captainmactavish:
chloizzle:
captainmactavish replied to your post:How I really feel about the Coachella line up this year
HAHAHA NO DAFT PUNK 4 U
FUCK YOU, SLORE.
“What a fag, who is this?” - Chuck.
UM XCUSE ME CHUCK XCUSE ME
Chuck says hai :D
captainmactavish replied to your post:How I really feel about the Coachella line up this year
HAHAHA NO DAFT PUNK 4 U
FUCK YOU, SLORE.
“What a fag, who is this?” - Chuck.
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