February 2012
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Beware of people who dislike cats.
– Irish Proverb (via catp0rn)
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captainmactavish asked: you are speshel
Sigh. Studies.
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
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Me: Are you mad?
Chuck: No
Me: Are you okay?
Chuck (after drinking an arnold palmer): No. My chin is moist.
Me (offers chef coat's sleeve): Here, wipe it on this.
Chuck: On your muscles?
Another Reason I Don't Watch Much Television
stfuconservatives:
curiouslycool:
THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT
ADELE FLIPS AN AUDIENCE OFF AT AN AWARD SHOW (she meant for the middle finger to be aimed at the producers who were cutting her speech short) AND NO ONE FREAKS THE FUCK OUT?????
DEAR FUCKIN’ GAWD.
AND THEN THE BITCH ASS REPORTER SAYS “PEOPLE LOVE ADELE BECAUSE SHE’S RAW AND UNFILTERED”
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
WHITE WOMAN FLIPS PEOPLE...
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